Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Ten Reasons why TrueBlood is better than Twilight

1. Twilight has no sex
2. TrueBlood vampires can have sex with humans
3. Sookie and Bill can have sex
4. Edward and Bella can't, won't and don't have sex
5. TrueBlood has lots of sex. Flesh slappin', sheet changin' hot sex
6. Twilight has no drugs or drinking
7. TrueBlood has drugs and drinking
8. Twilight was written for Mormon teenagers
9. TrueBlood is NOT for Mormons
10. TrueBlood has sex, lots of sex, loud and frequent

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